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Write the lyrics to a rap song called "Deoxit That Socket", which parodies "Don't Copy That Floppy" from the 80s.
Verse 1:
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a problem that we all know too well
When your gear starts acting up and your sound ain't clear
It's time to crack it open and face your fear
But before you start tinkering and digging around
There's a little something that you gotta get down
It's called Deoxit, and it's a magical spray
That'll clean your connections and make 'em okay
Chorus:
Deoxit that socket, don't you forget
Gotta keep your gear clean, or you'll regret
Deoxit that socket, it's the only way
To keep your sound tight, day after day
Verse 2:
Now back in the day, we used to rock the floppy disk
And when it wouldn't load, we'd get pretty pissed
But now we got hard drives, and USBs too
And they all need cleaning, just like me and you
So listen up kids, and take a little advice
If your gear's acting up, don't think twice
Just grab a can of Deoxit and get to work
Your sound will be on point, no need to smirk
Chorus:
Deoxit that socket, don't you forget
Gotta keep your gear clean, or you'll regret
Deoxit that socket, it's the only way
To keep your sound tight, day after day
Verse 3:
Now I know some of y'all might be thinking
That cleaning your gear is a waste of time, and stinking
But let me tell you, it's worth the effort
Your sound will be crisp, and your tracks will be perfect
So next time you're troubleshooting and feeling low
Remember these words, and give it a go
Deoxit that socket, and your gear will thank you
Your sound will be fresh, and your beats will be true
Chorus:
Deoxit that socket, don't you forget
Gotta keep your gear clean, or you'll regret
Deoxit that socket, it's the only way
To keep your sound tight, day after day
Outro:
So that's my story, and I hope you can see
That cleaning your gear is the way to be
Just Deoxit that socket, and you'll be on your way
To making dope tracks, every single day.